Under Three Hundred

The random witterings of Jonathan Morris, writer.

Saturday, 16 November 2019

You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)

Brief update.

Out now (well, out yesterday) my 2008 Doctor Who story Max Warp has been made available on vinyl, exclusively from ASDA. People have been picking up copies and posting pics to twitter. It’s all been rather surreal, like being haunted by a time capsule. This must be what pop stars feel like whenever an old album is reissued. I don’t really remember writing it, but my name is on it so I suppose I must’ve done!

Anyway, there’s a proper press release/announcement here.

And a list of ASDAs which may still have copies still in stock (it’s a limited edition) here.

Also out now (well, out yesterday), there’s a new issue of Doctor Who Magazine with a few bits by me in it. There’s another of The Blogs of Doom, there are the answer to last issue’s quiz, and I’ve also contributed a few hundred words on Genesis of the Daleks, in which I argue that it should be considered as part of the wave of 1970s TV dramas about the events of World War II, and take a quick look at the draft script. Obviously this is something I could go on about at length! As it is, I forgot to even mention the Daleks...

Wednesday, 16 October 2019

Forever in my Life

The next issue of Doctor Who Magazine, hitting the shelves tomorrow, is a special edition celebrating forty years of the magazine. Forty years! It seems only thirty-nine and a half years ago that my mum brought home issue 26 to see if I’d prefer it to The Dandy. A year later – it took a while to get our newsagent to place an order – I became a regular reader with issue 55. And it’s kind of been a part of my life ever since, apart from that brief seven-year-period where I’d given up on Doctor Who. Bad fan!

Anyway, you don’t care about that, you want to know what’s in the magazine. Well, all sorts of loveliness, there’s even a free DVD, and on top of that there’s three bits by me. Firstly, a piece investigating how fan opinion of television stories has changed over the past four decades, according to Doctor Who Magazine’s readers’ polls. For this, I pulled out every past issue with any sort of poll and subjected it to rigorous statistical analysis. My favourite part of the article, though, is a box-out on Fifty-Six Years of Turkeys.

There’s also a few words from me on Terrance Dicks’ Doctor Who novel Made of Steel, and then there’s a quiz on the magazine at the end. It’s a no-prizes quiz, just to please, to entertain, to please the readers. I’m particularly proud of questions 37, 38 and 41 which made me hoot with laughter when I thought of them. It’s just a bit of celebratory fun, so I hope it amuses.

In other news, next month one of my Doctor Who audio stories, Max Warp, is going to be released as an LP. On vinyl! Exclusive to ASDA, everyone’s favourite supermarket. It’s very exciting to be available in a new medium. The story itself is one of my favourites, I’m still amazed to think that I’ve written for Graeme Garden, James Fleet and Duncan from Blue, as well as Sheridan Smith and Paul McGann. At the time I’d spent a few years plugging away in the lower reaches of comedy-land so I was very much in a comedy mode, writing lots of witty lines and silly business. It also marked a return to Big Finish after a few years, so I was also in showing-off-what-I-can-do mode as I felt I had something to prove. A mode in which I have steadfastly remained ever since.

Lots of people have said very many lovely things about it, so if you have a record player, or even if you don’t, why not pick it up when it turns up in ASDA on November 15.You can find out more about it here.

Sunday, 29 September 2019


Just for fun, and my own reference – a list of science fiction films I’ve seen, based on the 1985 Encyclopedia of Science Fiction Movies (which includes things like James Bond films and some fantasy movies etc but doesn’t include stuff like Carry on Spying, Somewhere in Time and Ghostbusters) and then wikipedia. There may be a few I've forgotten - when modern films have titles like Transcendence and Advantageous it's hard to remember what the hell they were about!)

Things to Come
The Day The Earth Stood Still, The Man in the White Suit, The Thing, When Worlds Collide
Invaders from Mars, It Came from Outer Space, War of the Worlds
20,000 Leagues under the Sea
This Island Earth
Earth versus the Flying Saucers, Forbidden Planet, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, 1984, Plan 9 from Outer Space
The Incredible Shrinking Man
The Time Machine, Village of the Damned
The Day the Earth Caught Fire
Doctor No
The Birds, The Day of the Triffids, La Jetee
Doctor Strangelove, Fire Men in the Moon, Goldfinger
Alphaville, Dr Who and the Daleks, Thunderball, The War Game
Daleks Invasion Earth 2150 AD, Fahrenheit 451, Fantastic Voyage
Barbarella, Casino Royale, Quatermass and the Pit, The Terrornauts, You Only Live Twice
Charly, Planet of the Apes, 2001-A Space Odyssey
The Bed Sitting Room, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Zeta One
The Andromeda Strain
A Clockwork Orange, Diamonds are Forever, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, The Omega Man, Percy, Silent Running, Solaris
Doomwatch, Slaughterhouse Five
The Final Programme, Sleeper, Soylent Green, Westworld, Zardoz
The Cars That Ate Paris, Dark Star, The Man with the Golden Gun, The Stepford Wives, The Terminal Man
The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rollerball
At the Earth’s Core, The Big Bus, Futureworld, The Killer Bees, Logan’s Run, The Man Who Fell to Earth
Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Demon Seed, Empire of the Ants, The Glitterball, The Spy Who Loved Me, Star Wars
The Boys from Brazil, Coma, A Hitch in Time, Pirahna, Superman, The Swarm
Alien, The Black Hole, Mad Max, Metor, Moonraker, Star Trek, Starcrash
The Apple, Battle Beyond the stars, The Empire Strikes Back, Flash Gordon, Saturn 3, Scanners, Superman II
Escape from New York, Mad Max 2, Outland, Piranha II, Time Bandits
Airplane II, Blade Runner, ET, The Wrath of Khan, The Thing, Tron, Videodrome
Krull, The Man With Two Brains, Never Say Never Again, Return of the Jedi, Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, Superman III, War Games
The Brother from Another Planet, Dune, Night of the Comet, 1984, Repo Man, Search for Spock, Starman, Terminator, 2010
Back to the Future, Brazil, Cocoon, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Morons from Outer Space, Weird Science
Aliens, Critters, The Fly, Howard the Duck, Short Circuit, Star Trek IV
Batteries Not Included, Predator, RoboCop, The Running Man, Spaceballs
Akira, Moonwalker
The Abyss, Back to the Future II, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Ghostbusters II, Star Trek V
Back to the Future III, Gremlins 2, The Handmaid’s Tale, Hardware, Total Recall
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, Star Trek 6, Terminator 2, Wedlock
Alien 3, The Lawnmower Man
Jurassic Park
Stargate, Star Trek Generations
The City of Lost Children, Congo, GoldenEye, Judge Dredd, Screamers, 12 Monkeys
Independence Day, Mars Attacks!, Star Trek: First Contact
Cube, Event Horizon, The Fifth Element, Gattaca, The Lost World, Men in Black, Starship Troopers
Dark City, Pi, Sphere, Star Trek: Insurrection
eXistenZ, Galaxy Quest, The Matrix, Muppets from Space, The Phantom Menace
Pitch Black, Unbreakable
AI, Donnie Darko, Jurassic Park III
28 Days Later, Equilibrium, Impostor, Minority Report, Solaris, Spider-Man, Star Trek: Nemesis, Attack of the Clones, The Time Machine
Paycheck, Terminator 3, Timeline
The Day After Tomorrow, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Robots, Serenity, Revenge of the Sith, War of the Worlds
A Scanner Darkly, Children of Men, The Host, Southland Tales, Superman Returns, V for Vendetta
28 Weeks Later, I Am Legend, The Mist, Next, Sunshine
Cloverfield, Iron Man, The Clone Wars, WALL-E
2012, Avatar, District 9, Frequently Asked Question About Time Travel, Moon, Star Trek, The Time Traveler’s Wife
Despicable Me, Hot Tub Time Machine, Monsters, Never Let Me Go, Tron Legacy
The Adjustment Bureau, Attack the Block, Limitless, Paul, Source Code, Super 8, Thor
Cloud Atlas, Dredd, The Hunger Games, John Carter, Looper, Prometheus, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
Elysium, Ender’s Game Gravity, Her, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Oblivion, Snowpiercer, Star Trek Into Darkness, The World’s End, Under the Skin, The Zero Theorem
Coherence, Divergent, Edge of Tomorrow, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay 1, Interstellar, Lucy, The Maze Runner, Mr Peabody & Sherman, Predestination, Transcendence
Advantageous, Insurgent, EX Machina, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay 2, Jupiter Ascending, Jurassic World, Mad Max: Fury Road, The Martian, Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials, The Force Awakens, Tomorrowland
10 Cloverfield Lane, Allegiant, Arrival, Rogue One, Star Trek Beyond
Blade Runner 2049, The Last Jedi
Annihilation, The Cloverfield Paradox, Mortal Engines, Mute, Solo
The Wandering Earth

Not seen as far as I can remember, but would like to see:
The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Them!, The Quatermass Xperiment, X The Unknown, The Abominable Snowman, Quatermass II, The Fly (original), Journey to the Centre of the Earth, On The Beach, The Little Shop of Horrors (original), The Damned, Children of the Damned, Je T’aime Je T’aime, The Forbin Project, No Blade of Grass, THX 1138, Quest for Love, It’s Alive, Phase IV, Young Frankenstein, Death Race 2000, Capricorn One, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978), The China Syndrome, Time After Time, Altered States, Halloween III, The Last Starfighter, Lifeforce, Invaders from Mars (1986), Innerspace, Alien Nation, Earth Girls Are Easy, Millennium, Slipstream, Naked Lunch, The Rocketeer, Timecop, Tank Girl, Waterworld, Barb Wire, Contact, I Robot, Primer, 9, Upside Down, Pacific Rim, The Anomaly, Time Lapse, Ad Astra, Io