Tuesday, 21 February 2012
Always Crashing In The Same Car
My 2008 Doctor Who audio Max Warp is on sale today for £5 only. Click here to buy it. (Other excellent Doctor Who audios by Pat Mills, Jonathan Clements, Marc Platt, Eddie Robson, Paul Magrs and Nicholas Briggs are also available).
As a preview-type "taster", here's the first page of the script.
SCENE ONE: (PRE -TITLES). EXHIBITION HALL.
(SFX: A ROWDY ROUND OF APPLAUSE, WHOOPS, ALIEN NOISES)
Welcome, welcome, thank you very much - you join us at the Inter-G Cruiser Show at the Sirius Exhibition Station.
(SFX: CROWD QUIETENS, STILL OCCASIONAL CHEERS AND WHOOPS)
In today’s show Timbo the Ferret will be test-driving the new Kith Sunstorm...
We’ll be deciding where it goes on the ‘funky board’.
(SFX: CROWD CHEERS AND WHOOPS ‘FUNKY BOARD! FUNKY BOARD!’)
And I’ll be looking at the latest in quark drives!
-and boring us all rigid. Later on we have ‘celebrity in a budget-conscious spaceship’, as Garfield Lemper feels the punishing escape velocity of the Umbriel Slipstream. So strap yourselves in, engage thrust, and prepare, for... Max Warp!
which takes us into - OPENING THEME